Never be the guy with nothing to say

95 Vietnamese lines, each tied to the exact moment it serves, drilled until it comes out on its own.

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Every line looks like this

Getting her Zalo

The conversation has been good for a few minutes and one of you is about to have to leave.

Cho anh xin Zalo được không?

chaw ang sin Zalo dook khom

Rough sound, not the tones. Short sentence, and smile.

Can I get your Zalo?

Safe

Why it works. Zalo, not a phone number, and not Instagram. Everyone in Vietnam has it, it is what people exchange with a new acquaintance, and asking for it reads as normal rather than forward. 'Xin' (to ask for) is what makes the sentence polite.

What she says back

  • Ừ, anh quét đi.Green light

    Sure, scan me.

    → Open your QR immediately. Fumbling for a minute kills it. Message her the same day, not three days later.

  • Để em kết bạn anh nha.Green light

    Let me add you.

    → Even better, she is doing it herself. Say your name clearly so she can find you.

  • Thôi, em ít dùng Zalo lắm.That's a no

    Ah, I don't really use Zalo.

    → That is a polite no. Smile, say 'không sao, rất vui được gặp em', and go. Do not offer another app.

Ask before the goodbye, not after. Once she has stood up and said 'em đi nha', the moment has closed and pushing it turns a good exchange into an uncomfortable one.

This one is free, and open right now. The pack has 78 more like it.

What's inside

78 lines across 5 situations, open for life. The moments are open to everyone; the lines are what you unlock.

At a café19 lines

  • There is a free chair at her table, and you are pointing at it before you open your mouth.
  • You have caught each other's eye twice, she smiled the second time, and you are visibly older than her.
  • A Saturday, the café is overflowing, you have been circling with your drink for two minutes, and she has a table for four to herself.
  • You have just sat down, her glass is between you, and you have no idea what is in it.
  • + 15 more moments

On the street19 lines

  • She's about to walk past you and you know you'll only get one sentence.
  • She smiled at something on her phone or at the person she's with, and you happened to see it.
  • It's the third morning this week you've crossed her on the same stretch of pavement, and this time she noticed too.
  • You're both queueing at the same bánh mì cart and she's clearly a regular.
  • + 15 more moments

On an app23 lines

  • Two of her five photos have her dog in them.
  • Her bio says only "điều dưỡng", and one photo shows her in scrubs.
  • She posted a photo of her cà phê sữa đá with none of herself in it.
  • Her cover photo is a beach and the caption says Phú Quốc.
  • + 19 more moments

Keeping it going9 lines

  • She asked where you're from. Every single conversation gets here.
  • She just said your Vietnamese is good, and you know it is three sentences deep.
  • You mangled a tone and she is trying not to laugh.
  • Names are done, the small talk needs somewhere to go.
  • + 5 more moments

Getting her Zalo8 lines

  • You don't know her age, or the exchange has been friendly rather than flirty, and anh/em would be presumptuous.
  • You already have her Zalo, or the talk is going well enough to aim past today.
  • She already said yes to a vague coffee and you are now pinning it down, over Zalo.
  • You're both in the same café, she's engaged in the conversation, her cup is nearly empty.
  • + 4 more moments

Drilled, not read

Timed recognition, then recall from nothing. A line counts as ready only once you've found it on two different days.

Her answer too

What she is likely to say back, what it means, and what to do in the next second. That is where men actually freeze.

How to leave well

Reading a no and stepping away cleanly is in here as a skill, not a footnote. It is what lets you try again tomorrow.

And the 42 slang words behind them

The vocabulary your lines are built from, each with its meaning, its register and a real sentence. Included.

  • bánh bèo
  • bồ
  • bơ
  • cẩu lương
  • cơm chó
  • crush
  • crush đổ
  • cưa
  • cua đổ
  • cua gái
  • đá
  • đào mỏ
  • đi couple
  • đổ
  • đơn phương
  • ế
  • FA
  • gato
  • gấu
  • ghen
  • ghen ăn tức ở
  • hẹn hò
  • hồi kết
  • mãi mận
  • + 18 more

The next time, you'll have the words

95 lines, 5 situations, and the drill that puts them in your head. One payment of $29, yours for life.

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